Becky Bloomwood in Shopaholic ties the knot

i Just thought this was very funny so i decided to share it with you guys, dont think i'm voilating any copyright laws. might get you to read the book in fact. i just thought it was super funny to me, so i wanted to share it with you.....Hmm maybe one day i shall post something like this on my blog....to ben hurhur

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Prenuptial Agreement

Between Rebecca Bloomwood and Luke Brandon

22 June 2002 (Cont'd)

5. Joint Bank Account

5.1 The joint bank account will be used for necessary expenditures on household expenses. 'Household Expenses' shall be defined to include Miu Miu skirts, pairs of shoes and other items of apparel deemed essential by the Bride

5.2 The Brides decision regarding such expenses shall be final in all cases.

5.3 Questions regarding the joint account shall not be sprung on the Bride by the Groom with no warning, but submitted in writing, with a 24-hour period for reply

6. Significant Dates

6.1 The Groom shall remember all birthdays and anniversaries and shall mark said dates with surprise gifts*.

6.2 The Bride shall demonstrate surprise and delight at the Groom's choices.

7. Marital Home

The Bride shall make the best attempt within her powers to maintain order and tidiness in the marital home HOWEVER failure to abide by this clause shall not be regarded as a breaking of the contract.

8. Transport
The Groom shall not comment on the Bride's driving ability.

9. Social Life
9.1 The Bride shall not require the Groom to remember the names and past romantic history of all her friends including those he has never met.

9.2 The Groom shall make every effort to set aside a significant portion of each week for leisure and relaxing activities.

9.3 Shopping shall be defined as a relaxing activity

* The surprise gifts shall comprise those items marked discreetly by the Bride in catalogues and magazines, to be left around the martial home in the weeks leading up to said dates